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March 22 2017

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a woman: hi, how are you?

a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.

You are aware this is just as sexist as the things people say about women, correct?

a woman: you ever notice men speak to women like we are beneath them and constantly police our language and appearance?

a man: hm. i know you, poor thing, are blissfully unaware of the difficulty that text posts put us (men, or “males,” depending on the colloquial) through. let me explain in the follow paragraph how we can effectively ignore institutionalized and global sexism because this post personally called me, a man, out for my degrading behavior. see, this sort of witty and harmless observation is sexist,

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there is a presence trying to break through this meme and into our world


police don’t have the most dangerous job or even near it. cops beat their wives and girlfriends at double the rate of the national average.  cops killed over 1000 people this year alone and thats not even counting the “mysterious accidents” where say a black man magically shoots himself in the head while his arms were handcuffed behind his back. theres been so many police misconduct cases where officers violently harmed people that they’re being pressed to get their own liability insurance because the state doesnt want to pay for it. and despite all of this proof that cops are violent, violence against officers has been at an all time low. 8) but sure cops are innocent cinnamon rolls that just wanna protect people.

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this information is so satisfying but idk what to do with it



forever 21 im not tryna b rude but

what the fuck is this ?

forever 21 designer who forgot to bring their latest design and showed up to the board meeting with a nude mannequin: oh havent you heard?




What is this emoticon supposed to express


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hows the gaming, gamers?

im depressed


not a lot of support for my “the beatles were conjoined quadruplets” theory




*Notification Ding* “_____Tagged you in a photo” 


chill, yes it can be anoying but heres the thing, remove the note app from your mobile phone or just delete this note yourself, no need for drama over this.

Some trans guy tips from your dad






  • Don’t try that mascara/arm hair shit. I’ve been passing for more than a year with short, blond arm hair. It’s not an important secondary sex characteristic.
  • Board shorts (without pockets in the front) do wonders to minimize the width of your hips. Always choose board shorts over swim trunks. Choose them over cargo shorts if it’s appropriate.
  • Speak from your chest, never from your head.
  • The goal of binding should not be an entirely flat chest; you should bind for your body type.
  • GC2b makes the best binders out there, and their products are designed specifically for trans men/transmasculine people.
  • It might seem useless if you’re pre-T, but working out can be a big help for dysphoria.
  • Eyebrows are really important to passing pre-testosterone. Muss that shit up. Make them look unkempt.
  • When you ask for a haircut, make sure the edges in the back are squared, not rounded.
  • If you have peach fuzz, I would advise shaving it. Cis guys shed theirs when they go through puberty. Shaving can also help with facial hair dysphoria.
  • Don’t ever buy a binder from Amazon. They run in strange sizes (I was an XXL even though I’m a M in GC2b) and take weeks/months to come. It’s also difficult to breathe in them after a few hours.

@shyguyshiloh @kuchenkat

Spread the word, especially for the board shorts thing!!!!!! They do WONDERS for making hips appear slimmer!!!!!


for my masculine children :-*

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new meme




replacing y with ie at the end of words


meme cancelled

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If a child initiates an intimate relationship with an adult it’s absolutely the adults responsibility to reject them and if a child actually enters the relationship it’s still the adults fault like y'all know “oh the kid initiated it” is justification that pedophiles use y'all are such nasty stupid freaks


im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out

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if you close your eyes right before the törb hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.


“don’t judge a book by it’s cover” is a beautiful powerful sentiment that i fully ignore when book shopping

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